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Palmerston North

A small swamp located on the west coast of the north island of New Zealand.
Home of great music.Not much else but swamp.
Where are we?
Palmerston North!
*Groans*
by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005
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harry palms

a compulsive, incurable wanker (masturbator). these people often become politicians or tv personalities
hey, look at Harry Palms over there. don't shake his hand, it's limp and sticky
by richnfamous October 16, 2010
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grease one's palms

Paying a certain person or organization to improve your standing with them or attain priveliges other wouldnt by not paying.
On the west coast of Canada it can also mean something of a sexualnature.
"To get that kind of job or promotion you would have to grease one's palms"
by Wade-o G September 1, 2009
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Mrs. Palmer

Mrs. Palmer is a person who is middle-aged, high pitched and a person who usually loves the subject history. She is a bit overweight, but it's ok because she seems to get her excersize walking the long way to classes, occasionally becoming very late.
Mrs. Palmer says the word "um" every 5 seconds, and holds a record of saying it 376 times in one lesson. When a class becomes noisy, she yells 'Excuse us' to get everyone's attention. She sends bad students out of class, and yells at them, but the students are very unconvinced of her quiet shouting voice.
Mrs. Palmer is quite deaf and blind, and quiet, making it hard to give everybody education.
Person 1: Hey, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I was in a class the other day, and the teacher had to check our work when we went out the classroom. I forgot to do mine, so I used my friend's book instead! She didn't even notice that the same book was handed up to her twice!
Person 2: WOW, how lucky! That must have been Mrs. Palmer!
by WafflesTheNinja October 18, 2011
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Palm Bitch

Nickname for Female Inhabitants( and those few special males called gays) of Palm Beach. These females tend to have an arrogant attitude towards everything including guys hitting on them and other girls not wearing proper real designer clothing.
Girl:Wow She is such a Palm Bitch!
Palm Bitch's Friend: Well you did buy your clothes off the rack at Walmart; The girl makes a good point. She has nice Fendi purse.
by Wiseman020285 September 21, 2006
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Stanky Palm

The process of taking a shit in your hand and then masturbating
I was bored so I gave myself a Stanky Palm
by The Stanker December 20, 2008
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Palm Job

When a girl is pleasured or pleasures herself using the palm of their hand to rub her clitoris (guys get hand jobs, girls get palm jobs). Tends to lead to amazing, hip spasming orgasms. Slide two fingers into her vagina for a better grip and more stimulation.
1.) She gave herself a palm job and over three orgasms later was panting, exhausted, and totally satisfied.
2.) He kept giving her a palm job until his hand and the sheets were completely soaked from her juices
by BlueEyesBoy February 23, 2014
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