Poofy Tool

A gruesome homosexual act involving stretching your urethra so a male friend can stick his cock in it

"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

poopy

brown stuff that comes out of your arse hole

i think i have a poop that looks like aberham lincoln in the toilett

by ali me bitch June 19, 2005

poopy

Poopy is an affectionate word one can give his or her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Boyfriend: - Hi poopy, how was your day?
Girlfriend: - Very good, except for the fact that I almost stepped in dog poo...

by Super jew December 20, 2006

poopy pedro

The poopy pedro, sometimes said as "poopy page" is a discusting sexual act,involving poop and a vagina. The poopy pedro is when a man poops a particularly big, hard and dry poop, and uses as as one would use a dildo, inserting it into a womans vagina and thrusting it in and out, or simply leaving it there. It is usually performed by a man, but could technically be performed by another woman, or the woman could poop herself and use said fecal matter, however most girl-poops are not nearly strong or large enough to facillitate the use of the "poopy pedro". The name from the poopy pedro stems from names of dirty sexual acts with a mexican name in them. An example of this is the dirty sanchez, which also involves poop, or the Filthy Rodriguz. This term orinated in the Bay Area, 707. Though it was probobly performed long before the name poopy pedro was given to it, this is the first known instance of a name being applied to this sexual act.

Dude you have no idea, this chick is so kinky and nasty.
We were about to make love and she told me she was into kinky stuff. I asked her what and she told me to put poop in her vagina. She said it's called the poopy pedro. I ran outta there so fast, cuz man, that shit is nasty.

by Big Daddy Guiche September 15, 2006

Poonyang

A word used to describe anything undesirable or bad. You can desbride objects, people, places and more with this all- purpose word!
Originated in Ottawa, Canada. There was a young little girl that some people knew and she had a poonstash. Poonstash became abbreviated to poon, which in turn become 'poon-young.' Since 'poon-young' didn't roll off of the tongue so easily, it became poon-YANG.

1. "Dude, you swallowed a floater in the pool? POONYANG!"
2. "I don't want to do this homework, it's poonyang."

by opalmind June 10, 2004

pooeyness

The act of being pooey, can be used to describe how much someone sucks by saying how pooey they are, or how much pooeyness they have.

"that girl is so pooey, omg, her pooeyness level is like 10

by Chloe1265 May 24, 2005

Poofy

1. One of those curious little replacements of the washcloth in the shower, that have a poof-like appearance. Also pronounced as "poofeh".

Don't you just love those poofies in the shower?

by x Ant e Dote November 14, 2003