Playgard

A condom that promises safety and pleasure for both the partners in a relationship.

Her: What are you gifting me for Valentine's?
Him: Something that your previous partners failed to give you
Her: Like what?
Him: Playgard, baby!

by JoeSatriani'sLostHair November 24, 2021

Plague

A deadly illness spreading in the dark age. Usually it spread through anal sex between a cisgender man and a cisgender woman on her period

“Amy got the plague”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

playground dominator

A guy who punches little kids on the playground.

3rd grader "oh god is that the playground dominator! RUN!"

by GromTheThicc February 1, 2022

Plague dog

Anti-mask, anti-vaccine person spreading misinformation and viruses.

Plague dogs were out in force opposing the latest mask mandate.

by The Masked Masker December 10, 2021

Plaguria

Large cock in your mouth

My friend Bob gave me plaguria last night

by SmogzV2 March 31, 2022

Playground Roast

A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.

Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted”
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself”
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”

by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022

Plague

Plague or “The Plague” is sometimes used in referencing Covid-19

Did you hear that Alex has the plague now?

I might have the plague.

by SlavLemon May 18, 2022