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perfect legs

An expresstion used to make a joke or to break the ice. One would say girl you have perfect legs. She would say, realy? One would reply Yeah, Toes one end and Pussy on the other.
Damn, girl you have perfect legs!
by Andrew D. July 23, 2006
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perfect hair forever

a cartoon created by williams street, the makers of adult swim. it's about a boy named gerald who has really bad hair. he goes to his mentor, uncle grandfather, for help, and he tells gerald that he must "attain a level that will bring you large gifts of un-balding ways." it was aired in the place of squidbillies, a show about hillbilly squids. afterwards, a panel discussion is held by space ghost, with meatwad from aqua teen hunger force, sharko from sealab 2021, and early kyler from squidbillies on the panel. hilarity ensues.

perfect hair forever will become a series on adult swim in summer of 2005.
"the other students laugh at me. they call me...Retarded Hair Guy." -gerald
by d-shadow January 19, 2005
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perfection

beauty that is in the eye of the beholder.
someone can be to perfection to one person but not to another.
by nicolewishes July 24, 2006
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perfect couple

Cory and Sami are a perfect couple. :)
by Oooooooooooooooooo December 23, 2008
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perfuckt

1) Fucked up in such away that it is a magnificant display of wrong.

2) Sarcasm of happiness.

3) Destruction of something for a good reason
1) You did a perfuckt job on that presentation, Bob.

2) My day is just perfuckt, Thanks for asking.

3) Don't worry Bob, your singing bass fish is in perfuckt condition. Thanks for letting me babysit it while you're gon.
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Performance Review

A process where some cunt you're forced to spend far too much time with sits you down and wastes an hour of your life every year telling you how wonderful they are and how rubbish you are in order to justify their own meaningless existence and make them feel powerful.

The degree of shit you'll receive generally depends on how well you've covered up the cunt's mistakes over the year and also depends on how brown your tongue is from ass licking over the year.

To be treated with utter contempt unless you are a brown tongued ass licker in which case you can fuck off. PS your colleagues hate you.
Manager: It's time for your Performance Review

Employee: Woo! I can't wait for this valuable loopback session!

Fast forward for an hour:

Manager: So in summary, you've met all of your objectives all year and been a key member of the team. We're not giving you a pay award however as you've had a haircut that was outside of our dress code and appearance policy and took a day off when your father died and expected to be paid for it.
by HR_Advisory January 4, 2012
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Perfect

An I imaginary concept that people like to dream about.
Guy 1: That girl is perfect!
Guy 2: No man, nothing is perfect.
by Belle Cook August 20, 2013
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