penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

penile wagon

Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'

'Come on babe, hop on the penile wagon.'
'Okay, are you on penile patrol?'
'Yeah babe;)'

by moo girl May 25, 2012

PENIAL BOAT

When there is a boat purely dedicated for filming porno.

Dude is that a penial boat????

by PU$$YDERTROYER69696969 October 23, 2013

penicking

The art of naming a penis, followed by girls testing if the name fits

Penicking.com

by anonymousddos April 15, 2014

Penial Distress

When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.

"I think I need a Penial Distress session."

by THOT.exe January 17, 2018

Peni

The singular word for a penis

Ouch my peni!

by Brian And Paris November 24, 2019

Penile Vomit

Verb: A particularly strong, and often potent ejaculation of semen, typically dispensed from teh penis, onto the face of a (preferably) female cumcepticle.

Derrivation: See dick spit

The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.

Cassius: I was puss-fucking Alexia the other night, when I'd finished with her lower frontal cock cabinet I sprayed penile vomit into her face, bitch was furious dude!

Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.

Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.

Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!

Cassius: Tru fax.

by noiizntgotbttnxfraxingbtch December 20, 2010