Post-Nut

The shame of watching porn after you nut.

John: *watches porn*

*nuts*

*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!

by minnaemilia October 16, 2019

Nut Gunk

The beautiful aroma that arises from the balls when a man hasn’t showered for 2-3 days, it often smells like a dumpster crossbred with a dandelion.

Guy 1 - Hey man, what’s that glorious fucking smell that just entered my nasal cavity?
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk

by NutGunkConnoisseur May 4, 2021

nut surprise

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and he randomly nuts on her face then yells surprise!

"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night!"

by Bill & Aimee March 18, 2008

ocala nuts

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.

"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"

by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014

fast nut

Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.

Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.

by sponge tea December 16, 2019

Nut Plate

What you would call a female's forehead during sex or when talking about sexual interactions.

After she gave me the sickest blowjob, I just had to plop a fat one on her Nut Plate.

by D0D4 February 16, 2019

chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls

Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer September 30, 2018