aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.

"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"

by EnniferJay August 16, 2014

cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off

I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.

by Grammy Sammy O October 11, 2014

window of napportunity

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.

Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

by charger752 October 22, 2010

World's Best Napper

1. Someone who is the global champ of napping in general
2. A professional, decorated, napper

ie. Kenya is a WBN World's Best Napper champ 18 years running.
ie. Key is the World's best napper .
ie. Michael could never be a World's Best Napper .

by Kenya1198 May 8, 2013

Narpy

Being a spoiled brad

That kid Storer is so Narpy

by Jidder March 11, 2019

Naughty napper

One who pretends to sleep or pass out before promise of sexual activities may transpire.

So did you catch that HJ or what?

No, that naughty napper "passed out" while we were making out.

by Tiberius Jones-in January 15, 2009

napple

A napple is an apple with the space in the wrong place.

Do you want a napple?
What's that?
An apple with the space in the wrong place!

by mittfh October 21, 2012