misker

someone that's gullible

That misker there believes everything

by stanbanama December 4, 2020

musked

A "musked" tweet--one that someone deletes right after realizing how unpopular it is, hoping no-one remembers.

"Damn, I was so wasted last night, I had those tweets musked under the rug before anyone screenshotted them!"

by Marcus Agalon November 7, 2022

muskarbator

Someone who thinks Elon Musk is a genius and keeps defending all the moronic actions of him.

Robert, being a muskarbator, held on to his twitter stocks even when Musk plummeted the company to dirt.

by The one you can not refute July 13, 2023

Shuckey Mucker

One that murks the corn. Also see murk or murked.

That skeet took a shuckey mucker last night, i murked her corn up good.

by Leprachrons January 4, 2009

Louisiana Musket Loader

An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.

Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”

Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”

by Your.local.dumbass November 25, 2021

loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017

three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018