The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.

Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.

by Chester The Cheeto December 10, 2019

Mongolian Mozzarella

Pure rocked up cocaine.

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.

by Cokaaayeeena August 7, 2020

Horny Mozzarellastick

A person of the italian cultural society, aka an Italian, with a strong desire for sexual contact and experiences.

Last year on my vacation in Italy, I met this horny mozzarellastick.

by pH value September 6, 2020

Brandon mazza

Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically

Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today

by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021

wet mazzi

Wet mazzi- doing a sloppy buttchug off another man's beard..

Joseph did the biggest wet mazzi off Lonnie last night.

by MORNING☆God's child February 26, 2021

Lotsa Mozza

Verb; The act of saving up one's dick cheese and spreading it on a microwaveable gas station pizza to serve to one's girlfriend on the third date.

A proper Lotsa Mozza requires preparing a Lotsa Mozza name-brand pizza, found in Wisconsin gas stations; However, any microwaveable pizza will still qualify if served with the proper spirit.

Person 1: "Hey man, how's it going with your new girl?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's going great man. I Lotsa Mozza'd her and she totally loved it."

by bubtBadiance April 16, 2021

Forbidden Mozza

What happens to the forskin after dipping your penis in multiple women and men without cleaning yourself for a week.

Max's foreskin after a week of "teaching" his students.

Ain't nobody wants a piece of that forbidden mozza, get that shit away from me.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021