Tickle a Midget

Used to show frustration,
More of a child-appropriate frustration.

Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!

Italian Joe says: You know that psycho bitch Macy?
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!

by Parush January 16, 2008

midget

small but perfectly formed (no offence, but completely different to dwarves) and yes, we certainly do kick ass!

midget means beautiful diminutive creature,fantastic friend, fearsome enemy, less than 5' but can make a giant quiver in bed or in battle!

by minimidge July 14, 2006

midget

What you call someone shorter than you no matter what their height is. Usually this person isn't actually a midget, unless of course you want your achilles tendon cut out when you're not looking down.

Hey you might be a "midget" now but you'll grow up some day. How old are you again? 22? Oh well....

by Itsutsu Kami June 8, 2011

Midget

Midget is a term otherwise used to describe such one as a donut.

"Look over there, its a midget"
" Nah ow bro I think its a donut"

by The Donut Factory October 19, 2012

Midge Nugg

a small, undersized, shrimp-like person or object, that is respected but scrubby.

Allie: Hey Claire! Look at my new bike!

Claire: Does that thing have training wheels?! Man, that's a Midge Nugg!

by Allie Claire Edwreath January 12, 2008

midgetity

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.

Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.

by -3 Vermin, 1 Prick, and some southern chick January 19, 2008

midgetits

Small boobs, tits of midget proportions.

Dave: Dude, Jessica has a nice ass!
Jason: Id tap that!
Dave: She does have midgetits though...
Jason: Oh, that is a turnoff.

by Alsexy June 1, 2009