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merky balls

When a man has explosive diarrhea, and some of the fecal matter splashes up onto his nutsack.
GROSS! Brennen has some merky balls!”
by Yourmomsboyfriend March 23, 2023
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pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.
Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang
by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007
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screamy meamy

When you use 2 fingers to open a girl's asshole and then proceed to scream into it like a microphone.
When my girlfriend bent over the bed, I gave her a screamy meamy before I inserted my penis from behind her.
by Showtime Crew March 2, 2011
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Veteran Mercy main

A mercy main who got tired of Jeff’s bullshits and the nerfs
jeff nerfed overwatch again, all the veteran mercy mains just didnt give a shit anymore
by anonymous January 31, 2018
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Dick mercy

When you want dick but you want mercy meaning wanting to have sex without being that hard meaning you want mercy
by Mercyyyyy September 11, 2021
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dre mercy

dre mercy is an upcoming rapper out of East St. Louis , Illinois. He makes music on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, and SoundCloud. Listen to his song: “jenna ortega!”, on all streaming platforms.
dre mercy is my favorite rapper!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.
Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.
by Pdicki February 22, 2022
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