maximus price

Tall, blonde, bitches, and somehow has a girlfriend and is a great friend

He was a total Maximus Price

by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016

Maximus Braticus

A high energy puppy that destroys shoes, torments cats, talks back when you scold him and never quits begging you to play with him. He gets away with everything because he is so freakin' cute.

Maximus Braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the basement carpet! Aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!

by eeyipes June 19, 2016

maximinimised

To perform to a minimum with a maximum amount of effort.

He has totally maximinimised his efficiency by multitasking facebook, instangram and pirate bay.

by Crasmorieris October 14, 2016

Maximiliane

German name, female. Not to confuse with 'Maximilian', which is a boys name. Since there are literally 0,0001% of girls called Maximiliane, you can feel special if you know one. And even more special if you can call one your friend.

" My best friend's called Maximiliane"
"FOR REAL?! My grandma used to tell me about Maximilianes... I never thought they really existed"

"Hey, I'm Maximiliane"

"... Maximilian? But you're a girl.

...
Aren't you?"

by carly00 January 28, 2017

maximvdw

Belgian programmer well known for creating the Spigot premium plugin called FeatherBoard amongst many others.

Is it an animated plugin? Then it is most likely made by Maximvdw
What is that scoreboard plugin? I bet it is Maximvdw's

by Carbonkel December 22, 2017

Maxime Allen

Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!

Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !

Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!

Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!

by boobcak December 4, 2018

Maximus Eliminatrix

The highest ranking remaining council member and Eliminatrix soldier. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet.

Man, Maximus Eliminatrix is going to be really cool once I finally see him!

by Veleximonierius August 23, 2019