maximinimised 

To perform to a minimum with a maximum amount of effort.

He has totally maximinimised his efficiency by multitasking facebook, instangram and pirate bay.

maximinimised by Crasmorieris October 14, 2016

maximinimised 

To work as inefficiently as possible while executing the maximum amount of effort.

Wow. I've totally maximinimised my performance at work by responding to Facebook posts within 0.0001 seconds!

maximinimised by Crasmorieris October 14, 2016