Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017

Manager

If your manager is bloods and crips then you’ll be treated as one.

Slappyzee

For ex: SnooP Lion manager a crip gang member.

I need to know if metaphorically

“Did you kill tookie” if I could get you to agree at your half decent.

To me you killed tookie too

by Rico Martian January 21, 2022

Give the project manager their head

allow them to do what they want to do, without trying to advise or stop them; to allow them to do what they want without interference, advice, or direction

After weeks of meticulous planning and preparation, the team leader decided to just give the project manager their head and see what innovative solutions emerged.

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

National gymnastics manager day

On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts

Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!

by Bomieboy69 December 1, 2021

performance management

Performance management is the supervision and oversight of employees, departments, and organizations with the objective of seeing that milestones and objectives are reached in an efficient and effective manner.

We've implemented performance management in the call center by setting goals and KPI's for each team member which will be reviewed as part of their appraisal process.

by SirCarboy January 16, 2019

Teflon management

The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.

Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.

Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!

by krewer May 24, 2009

manager repellent

When an employee for a company has such a bad attitude even the managers don't like to be around them. It most cases, it's easier to just avoid them then to fire them.

Angie: Hey Becca, why did all the managers just walk away like that?
Becca: Because Brian just walked in, he's manager repellent.

by denchr6 May 24, 2024