Political Mask

When the wearing of a face mask has turned into a divisive political issue in a number of countries that protect their citizens’ individual rights, whose selfish behaviors in donning zero masks in public in the midst of a pandemic crisis endanger the health of the majority.

Alt-right politicians are pushing their political mask agenda, by pretending to address the anti-social demands of a noisy minority to win their votes.

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

half mask

Wearing a mask over your mouth, but not your nose.

Dave: Did you see that guy breathing all over the shelves?
Sarah: Yeah, he was flying at half mask.

by anangrygoose May 17, 2021

National Mask Day

A future annual event when companies and schools allow employees and students to wear their own DIY face masks in remembering what they used to wear in a pandemic to protect themselves and others.

WHO couldn’t get the unanimous approval of member countries to commemorate National Mask Day post-pandemic.

by MathPlus July 20, 2021

Queer Masking

Masking as someone queer. Typically someone who is pretending to be queer in online spaces to gain followers/popularity.

A: Did you hear about Alicia?
B: No, what did she do?
A: She was queer masking as a lesbian.

by TeriTheTerrible December 29, 2021

Penis Mask

A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.

You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!

by DrewToYou April 28, 2022

the Masked Arab

The masked Arab is an Arab YouTuber that is very funny and handsome , attractive human being. If this person where to ever leave this planet everyone would be in chaos for his religion is the best (being a Muslim myself ) i do note the importance of such being a religious person in such matter. But his presence is not a normal aura people get while watching his divine films, it’s the character and charisma that shines forth.

And that is the Masked Arabs goal.

NO KISS BEFORE MARRIAGE. Thank you and i hope the Masked Arab sees this.

Charlie: wow that person is soo cool
Fred: yes my child, he is the masked Arab him and his religion are the peak of humanity.
Charlie: yes my father, i will aim to be like the beloved.
Fred: yes.

by HammpterTheAlmighty June 27, 2022