By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

30 seconds to mars

30 seconds to mars Its a fast trip and men are from mars. So its like quick sex. ;

Female to male= You are my 30 seconds to mars.

by steph bug September 1, 2006

On Mars

Most commonly found in the Northeastern section of the United States where pronouncing the letter "R" is optional in most cases, "On Mars" or as it is commonly said "on Mahs" is a term to describe incredible hunger. The New Englander will often say "I'm starvin' like Marvin the Martian".

"Marvin the Martian" is of course a reference to the Looney Toon character.

As you can imagine, this quickly develops into somebody asking "What are you, on Mars?"

So, to cut out the middle man, one can simply declare their state of hunger by declaring that they are "ON MAHS" and need to eat immediately.

-"Guy, I'm on Mars"

-"Me too man, we should Ring the Bell

(Ringing the Bell refers to eating a Taco Bell, but that is a different story).

by KingLimpington March 27, 2010

Bruno Mars

The talented artist that sang with B.o.B. in, "Nothin' On You," and was also featured in "Billionaire," with Travie McCoy.

Bruno Mars is my future husband.

Bruno Mars has the most amazing voice!

by XxHeidixX August 20, 2010

the Spiders from Mars

1) able to kill people with lazer death abomination rays
2) born with a metal exo-skelaton
3) cup-sinking champions...eat it!
4) I'm stepping through the dooooor!

The demise of many cup-sinking league opponents!

by mike March 23, 2005

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical - to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic - to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursdays"

by GTD July 30, 2008

woodpecker of mars

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.

He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2010