Epic Lunch

A secret middle school group made for fighting boredom.

Guy one- Hey who are those kids over there?

Guy two- Oh they're cool, they're from Epic Lunch

by epicgurl March 31, 2010

Mexican Lunchbox

A portable toilet, or pot-o-pot, that is totally dirty, stinky, foul and fucked up and destroyed on the inside, especially on a construction site with many workers. This term comes from the massive amounts of Mexicans on these job sites, and the unsanitary conditions left by them after eating several bean sandwiches for lunch, and standing on the seat instead of either sitting, or using the U.F.O. position, in other words, hovering.

Charles- Man I've had to take a shit for hours, but I can't hold it any longer.

Dave- It sucks to be you, there's no bathrooms around,I guess you're gonna have to use the Mexican Lunchbox.

Charles- Fuck that! I'd rather shit myself! I went in there to piss this morning and it looked like someone was finger painting with a melted Snickers bar!

by Berumper March 15, 2011

Liquid Lunch

Getting wrecked at the pub instead of eating to feed your appetite for booze.

"Let's go have liquid lunch at the thirsty camel!"

by Ace Mane Space Mane January 24, 2019

gentleman's lunch

Enjoying a meal or snack, while sitting atop the toilet. Done most often while defecating.

I was pressed for time between work and school, so I had to have a gentleman's lunch.

by Mr. C the Amazing November 24, 2010

Open your Lunchbox

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.

"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

lunchable

1. An ignorant person whos top priorities are their drug intake, american football, eating at mcdonalds, driving their camaro/mustang and trying to pick up under aged girls. they cannot hold a conversation because they burnt out their last few brain cells eating handfuls of pills (they dont know what was in them, they just eat them) and drinking cases of shit beer (ie, bud or miller lite.) they are violent and frequent run of the mill night clubs.

2. See meathead.

lunchable: "sandwich yo!"
humanoid: "uhm what would you like in your sandwhich?"
luncahble: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, what type of bread would you like?"
lunchable: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, here's your meat on meat sandwich.."

by nocturnal January 10, 2005

Lunch Fuck

The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

by LunchFuck March 31, 2009