Abbeville Lousiana

A boring ass and small town. this place includes: Chase's the coolest fucker around, Ashtons, the sexy man, and Adans, child rapist. AND FAT PEOPLE enjoy coming down to smell the nice shit for air.

Have you ever been to Abbeville Lousiana?

Hell no, it smells like rawr ass.

by ChaseerealStick April 1, 2011

swarm of locust

A "friend" who comes into your house like a whirlwind, asks if he can have a beer, eats your leftover pizza, plays your Xbox, does all your drugs, leaves tons of trash behind, and then complains when the above activities are not available.

6:47pm - Banging on front door

Travis: Hey dudes, whats up. Aw sweet you got Blue Moon, let me get one. Oh, and can I warm up this pizza? I got next game in Halo dude. Let me hit that joint in the mean time. You guys suck, you don't have any munchies. Does anyone have any pills? Oh well, catch you guys later.

6:54pm - Door slams

Kenny: Geesh that kid is like a swarm of locust.

by BA2theMAX January 11, 2009

LOTIS

Internet slang acronym for "Laughing On The InSide"

Girl #1: So, I went to the store today and the guy in front of me in line was wearing a pink thong.
Girl #2: LOTIS! I'd LOL, but I'm at work now.

by kristentx86 January 8, 2008

lotso

how much a man loves the love of his life

melissa:how much do you love me?

fletcher: babe, i love you lotso

by alanmichael February 18, 2009

Lotis

Rather unitelligent penis shaped mammal, that sucks at hockey, and sucks on Mrs. Cooper's bloody cock!!!

Hey look it's Lotis

by Sterling May 2, 2003

Locus

One who is: immoral, corrupt, degenerate, dirty-minded, evil, filthy, flagitious, licentious, low, mean, miscreant, perverted, profligate, rotten, shameless, sinful, twisted, unhealthy, vicious, and/or vile.

"He had an addictive locus personality."

by James July 20, 2003

loftus

Jerk or stupid guy. This guy has plenty of lofty ideals but is an idiot.

That guy is a total loftus- always saying something dumb.
No, you fools, you are all loftuses.

by Sara N. September 19, 2008