falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

Lombardi'd

Being Scared and Pooping Yourself

Pooing Ones Pants

Dropping a load in ones trousers

Getting Drunk and Soiling Yourself

I was getting chased around Berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and I absolutely Lombardi'd myself!

by big bad balls April 5, 2010

Lomman

The vaginal crust of a crack whore.

I'll never scrape this Lomman off!

by BONES! (Lomman is whore crust!) July 9, 2003

lome

Verb; To insult, "diss", belittle a thing/person

"Dude you can't take that abuse, lome him back"

"Dude you got lomed!"

by Lwlc December 9, 2008

Loman Bezanson

A very muscular human being with a long thick cock that females come from all around standing in line to experience there sexual desires and abilities to have mind blowing orgasms.

I can't wait to have Loman Bezanson again.

by K fun February 4, 2010

lombardy

A lombardy is when a male uses his erect/flacid penis to slap a female or male in the face or any other place on his/her body. Can be used as a joke or as part of foreplay. Greek origin (lombardicus erectus)

Oh shit, did you just see Peter North lombardy that ho in her face???
Tim is passed out, you should lombardy him. It's going to be hilarious.

by Alex Benitez July 3, 2008

lompton

little compton

my bitch lives up in lompton

by self stimulus July 25, 2003