lagode

jagoff. derived from trying to spell jagoff in a t9 text message.

"that haircut makes you look like a total lagode."

by eleven January 20, 2004

lagomatic

a server or gamer that exhibit rare amounts of lag, usually because they got some lame ISP like AOL.

what you get when you host a game over 56k.

"dam this server is lagomatic" (ping -- 2000)

by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

Lang Kobus

Also know as tri-pot, a lang kobus is a person with the name Kobus and is hung like a donkey.

Hi my name is Kobus, but my neighbor's wife calls me Lang Kobus

by Long Kobus January 21, 2009

Lagoon Vegetation

The pubic hair that surrounds a woman's vagina

A contractor will be performing the annual prescribed burn of the lagoon vegetation on Saturday, November 28, 2009. Campus activity will be at a minimum, and weather conditions look favorable to complete this at that time. If there are any concerns, please contact Facilities Management.

by Lagoon Vegetation November 26, 2009

lagoppotamus

A person playing an online video game who has bad connection wich makes them lag a lot.

Why does this kid lag so much, what a lagoppotamus.

by BuzzBoyPhreshh August 23, 2010

landotarian

someone who eats food from land. not from the water.

waitor: would u like fish?
dude: no, i am a landotarian

by sassypants70198 December 20, 2010

lagoonish

Unusually tranquil, calm and quiet.

Dude, did you see Jerry's place after the cops broke up the bachelor party?

Yea, man, it was lagoonish!

by Thunnus January 8, 2014