Lamp

It gives off light and.....
wait a second,
HOW STUPID OR BORED ARE YOU TO LOOK UP LAMP IN THE DICTIONARY?!?!????

Idiot: It.....shines...
Me: hehe, uhh yeah, dude its a lamp
Idiot: Woowww...did someone trap a ball of sun and put it in a container to give off light?
Me: ummm..... *retard* bye.

by mistersarcastic February 7, 2010

Lava Lamp

They make toast.

Hey dude, you Hungry, I have a lava lamp in my rape dungeon.

by charliesheeened June 29, 2011

Lampbug

Smartass, immature.

Listen here Lampbug...

by The lampbug November 22, 2010

lampeter fuck

Like a Lampfuck, but one you cannot feel at all glib about.

Bill: "That was a quite a failure of judgement last night Alice, I guess that was what they call a Lampfuck?"
Alice: "Look. I'm not going to talk about it".
Bill: "So it was an actual Lampeter Fuck?".
Alice: "I'm not going to talk about it".

by Noscreadur September 23, 2013

lampie

Lighting technician for theatre/gigs/etc.
Their job to change the mic batteries despite having no part in doing sound.
Likes to chuck around technical sounding slang like DMX and XLR even though they have not the first clue what it all means.

Your mic is battery is flat? I’m too busy, get the lampie to do it.

by goldfish_man February 19, 2019

Lampshade Brigade

When you're doing the hanky panky with a girl and then you make cumzies all over her face. You then put a lampshade on her head and turn on a black light so her face illuminates with cum. Then you pull out you gun and shoot her in the cunt.

I lampshade brigade, you lampshade brigade, we all lampshade brigade. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis August 9, 2019

Lampoon

Used as another word for lmao or lol.

(Text message) 1: I just had to tell my brother to get a fork out of his shirt. 2: lampoon

by Random bored person November 16, 2019