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No Life

A no life person is someone who usually has very little contact with other people, and so will rather spend their time doing things that only negatively effect their lives.

People with no life usually enjoy playing MMORPGs, Video Games.

People with no life usually enjoy the computer, video games.

And dislike, social contact, physical excersize.

Unlike nerds and geeks, no lifes actually PREFER to waste their time on unuseful things, unlike nerds who are socially akward but want to have friends.
Friends 1: Hey look at Kyle, the kid has no life, hes been inside the house for about 3 weeks now.

Friend 2: Fuck him, lets go play basketball.
by IAMABEE September 7, 2012
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1)life is where you are forced to b unhappy and face death straight after
2)life is a test to determine the strong from the weak
3)it is a masterplan to infiltrate and dipose of the weak
4)an experiment by some cruel force
5)a cover-up i.e. The MATRIX- we are all human batterys livin in the matrix(digital world prison for our minds)designed by A.I.(artificial intelligence)who control everything!
We must free our minds and unite as one to beat the matrix
by willow (Tammy p) June 4, 2003
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It is wat it is. cant change wat happen only can make it betta..another term of sayin o well..
dam my girl cheatin on me life. theres more fish in the sea..
by alex rivers June 18, 2006
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something that sux my hairy balls and my big ass man boobs
by fuggernut May 12, 2008
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The Life

What people in the restaurant business call the restaurant business. Probably to make the fact that they are working long hours in hellish conditions for little recognition or pay seem somehow cool.
"Dude, all those people out there don't know what they're missing! This is The Life!"

"Seriously, yo! Now we get to chop up celery for two hours!"
by seemo March 21, 2007
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It starts off easy. You're a baby, and no responsibilities are expected of you. And then you start school. And once you're a teenager, your parents will expect more and more. Then, when you move out, you have to keep a job, and eventually a family. On top of all this, you have to stay alive through everything life throws at you. You have choices, and lots of experiences to be had.

But what's the reward for going through all the tough times? Death. Yep, you'll just die no matter what. Some religions believe there is an "afterlife", and I believe there is too. But if there turns out to not be an afterlife, then I'll be pissed. (Or not, since I'd be too dead to be pissed.)
You shouldn't be able to die of old age. You should be able to die of everything else but. And your body should stop aging at about 25. That would be an amazing life. At least you'd probably have better chances of an epic death then just fading away over time.
by Life sucks but it has moments. October 11, 2010
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Used to describe anything very exciting, or an exclamation...Often used sarcastically.
Wow Maggie, your sex partner is LIFE!

LIFE! I can't believe I'm dating a real midget!
by Ireli Dew Hoffdowns December 23, 2004
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