dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

First Story Bar & Kitchen

A fun place with a good vibe, appetising food and innovative cocktails.

I am tired of these basic places let’s hangout at First Story Bar & Kitchen this weekend!

by The__Almighty November 23, 2021

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

ammu's kitchen

When you have fun with your friend and/or someone speacial at an awesome ammu's kitchen in your locality,making merry and saving them bucks. Bang for the buck basically. Pun Intended,maybe.
GF - Lets call in food tonight and netflix and chill.

ME - Let's just order from ammu's kitchen and Chill.

Damm that tastes so must be good it must be ammu's kitchen

by Mrnik November 26, 2021

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021