One of kind. Truly the most amazing type of woman. She cares. She listens. She loves like no other. She loves life. She is sweeter then most. Her heart is so big. She is a loyal companion. Sometimes misunderstood but never seizes to amaze. Her sense of humor is captivating and her charisma is enchanting. She is a genuine friend. Explosive in imagination. A true romantic. The kind of women you wife up. Her laugh is contagious. Her eyes gleam in the sunlight. Her mind is beautiful and she is beautiful. Let yourself fall for her. When you meet her...never let her go.
The other day I prayed for a good women to come in to my life and make me happy like no other, little did I know that Jesenia was there all along.
Jesenia is one in a million.
Jesenia is one in a million.
by She_Deserves_Respect October 11, 2011
Get the Jesenia mug.A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.
Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.
Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.
STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.
DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.
DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.
by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008
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A Wikipedia game thats fun to play alone, but preferably with friends.
Someone shouts out a random word (whether it's an person/place/object it doesn't matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the Jesus Christ page.
Someone shouts out a random word (whether it's an person/place/object it doesn't matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the Jesus Christ page.
I was playing the five clicks to Jesus game and it worked with everything! dildo, marijuana- they all lead to Jesus!
by Viper13 November 14, 2007
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Jesslyn: "im going to the moon... and i mean it"
by jay-lulu March 9, 2009
Get the Jesslyn mug.Chicken sandwiches served at Chick-Fil-A restaurants, so named because of the restaurant's practice and promotion of Christian principles such as being closed on Sunday. It also can refer to Chick-Fil-A itself.
Let's take a break from this mall shopping and head to the food court. I want a Jesus chicken and a lemonade, how about you?
by Highwayman56 June 7, 2011
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by Neigh birl January 28, 2017
Get the Jesslyn mug.Awesome person if you wanna laugh your butt off. A little off, but it's okay. Jestines are rare and very wild. People often tell them to shut up cause they talk so much but they know life would really suck without them. Also they may embarrass you by dancing in public.
by girlofmanyquestions February 20, 2010
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