Jesus

Jesus is a Hispanic name, meaning he is the best man you could ever have in your life.Jesus is caring and is loyal.

Hey Jesus I love you

by Lizzzzzieeeee April 14, 2019

Jesus

A Jew. (this is for all Christians who believe that being mean to Jews is cool and it has to do with Christ) Jesus was born by a harlot in the year 7 a.d. he was born a jew, he died a jew. he was killed by ROMANS (not other Jews). Also, the Roman emperor burned him on the cross while eating dinner, so he was not taken off.

"Jesus died a Jew"

by Fred Johnson 3 June 16, 2009

Jesus

Jesus

Susej

Pronounced susage, sounds like sausage and is used to describe the hardness of the male erection.

Damn my dick be as hard as a “Jesus” right now man!

by YEETRMAN-/;o;/ April 25, 2019

Jesus

This BITCH is just Sausage backwards here's an example

Oh I believe in Jesus the Sausage

by MemeGod2000000 November 14, 2018

Is it Jesus

Usually in an elementary school class after the teacher says that there is a guest. Best if used in a Catholic school.

Teacher: Today we have a special guest class.
Student; Is it Jesus?

by Jesus is here February 08, 2009

Jesus

A person who eats only cow shit for a diet

"WOW! i wouldnt want to be jesus"

"Why is jesus always getting into fights?!"

by Axelymwa February 01, 2022

jesus

toyhos

toyhos is jesus

by cyassiiherselflol October 01, 2021