Homie hopper

A bitch that tried to get with other people’s mans.

I’d be going for your man right now because I’m a homie hopper.

by Becky Jane March 16, 2019

Dingus-hopper

A person who does stupid things because of ignorance or sheer stupidity.

Someone leans forward to smell a fresh batch of cookies, comes too close and burns their lip on the baking tray. "Ayden, you're such a dingus-hopper! Be more careful!"

by DrewskiG March 28, 2019

closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off

Mark is such a closet hopper

by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019

sprocket hopper

Sprocket Hopper is a female who hangs around bikers and will fuck and suck any guy with a bike.

She’s a good looking chick it’s a shame she’s a sprocket hopper damn near slept with every guy in the MC.

by LucfierMorningstar July 8, 2019

throttle hopper

A girl who jumps from guy to guy only if he has a fast car or money for parts and / or A slut for car parts.

Ashtyn jumps from guy to guy to get parts for her shitty Integra, she's a huge throttle hopper.

by whosthatgirlitsjess September 2, 2019

Mud Hopper

A Mud Hopper is the same as a Mud Cricket but she is beautiful and plus size.

A Mud Cricket is to skinny for me, I need a Mud Hopper.

by Mud Hopper September 16, 2019

Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019