Jerk hammer

An asshole who keeps pounding you with useless bullshit. The type of person that is a pest. Societies ingrown toe nail. The idiot you meet at work, on the bus, in line at the supermarket who decides that you need to know everything about them even when you have no desire to.

"That jerk hammer would not shut the fuck up! I didn't even know him and that jerk hammer kept yapping about his sick mother and his noisy neighbors."

by Billy LaPierre December 25, 2006

ALL PRO COCK HAMMER

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.

She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !

by Uncle Kurtie October 28, 2006

chuukese hammer

When a man of Micronesian descent slaps his penis on a woman's head or face.

If you really want to degrade a woman, nut and then hit her with the Chuukese Hammer.

by UnicornTamer December 28, 2016

hammer

a mutherfuckin gun

used mainly in the south

Gucci Mane: East Atlanta cockin hammers,

bandannas on car antennas

no, we do not talk to strangers

just cut off these niggas fingaz

by bubbakush123 May 5, 2010

5 inch hammer

Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.

She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.

by Rozzarunner August 26, 2013

Velvet Hammer

The Velvet Hammer is a women leader or professor who can manage with grace and eloquence and still get things done. She is very tough on her underlings, but fair and brilliant. She is also very beautiful and probably will save/rule the world one day.

Oh man, did you see the requirements for that final paper she has us doing?? That woman is the Velvet Hammer!

by Janey D August 7, 2009

Hammed

Adj. (Ham-da) When you have drank to much alcohol in a night; Derived from the adjective hammered.

Casey Hamlett loves to get Hammed

by Ben Ambrey August 3, 2007