hippo

A man-girl that is about to give birth to a baby that makes obese people say,"DAMN"

Did you see Mary yesterday, OMG its such a hippo.

by YO MOMMA1234 December 18, 2008

cheezy hippo

a hippo that is very very very very very cheezy and eats bananas, someone who is cheezy or not funny in the least. a person who thinks that they are funny and laughs at their own jokes, a loser

omg! he is such a frickiiiiiin cheezy hippo, he tells us jokes about llamas and everybody knows that alpacas are funnier

by llamas and cheeze January 11, 2009

hippo

your mother

a hippo raped a catholic priest yesterday

by intrnashonalsuperstud August 6, 2008

hippo paradox

When reality turns out to be night and day from a reasonable and logical guess of the

evidence.
The phrase refers the skull of a hippo, which to someone who had never seen the live animal, would

likely assumed it to look like Picture 1, and nowhere near the real animal (see link)

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Surely it looks impossible that there could be life on Mars. But there may be a hippo paradox!
You may think there's no reason to look further. But don't fall for the hippo paradox.
We all were sure the job would be easy, but it turned out a real hippo paradox.

by Sir Rutherford August 19, 2016

heponopothy

the study of heccups

derived from a scottish game show in one of their questions.

the study heponopothy, is the study of what?

by Prof. Scott Bensbro January 5, 2005

Hippo Dance

a sexual act preformed only by the Brave, and the Stupid

The Hippo Dance needs no example, the ones that understand it, understand, those who dont, just dont

by Gray Fan October 4, 2008

Hippo

Something that is abnormally fat and likes to eat. Usually used to talk about women.

Wow Lauren just ate that entire turkey, she's such a hippo

by shadowfaxi December 29, 2010