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pearl harbor

thats where a guy lays back and the girl blows the hell out of him
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by cheese on toast May 2, 2005
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Pearl Harbor excuse

basically, an excuse for some people to hate Japanese. In World War II the Japanese military attacked the U.S. station in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. This led to the U.S. entering the war. While people here can forgive Germany for what the atrocities the Nazi government did, they still hold a grudge against ALL Japanese people, despite the fact that General Hideki Tojo(the fascist dictator of Japan) and his cabinet were tried as war criminals and executed, and Japan and the U.S. are now allies, yet for some the hatred remains. This is the Pearl Harbor excuse.
Despite the fact that in the War of 1812 the British burned Washington D.C., we have forgiven them for that but we haven't forgiven the "Japs" for the Pearl Harbor attack. We keep using the Pearl Harbor excuse for our "Jap-bashing".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 11, 2008
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hardo

Typically accompanied by 1 or more to compliment each others work ethic,

Hardos, most commonly among the upper class men, in high school, generally score highly among the ranks of academics, work diligently in sports (even alternative one they may fabricate in order to impress their hardo friends with the amount of activities they participate in (ie. Four Square, Ping Pong, or other clubs) are never satisfied with the effort the produce even when locally viewed as exemplar. Hardos cannot get enough (not to be confused with "Fuckboys"), they are the kind of people who complain about B+'s and A-'s. Especially when individuals they deem as "slackers" or "good-for-nothings" receive either significantly or slightly better grades then them. First they believe they person cheated, then threaten to rat on the person, followed by lack of ambition to proceed with their threats in fear of "getting in trouble". When faced with students endowed with better grades, most hardos disregard them and avoid them in fear of inferiority, however some audacious hardos attempt to "call them out" by claiming although (example) their SAT scores are much higher than theirs, everything else they do is resembles that of the indolent.

Many hardos enjoy pastimes intended to mimic those of the intellectual status, yet utterly fail to "stay on par"
Hardo 1: "Hey what did you get on the AP Lit assignment?" (smiling non nonchalantly)

Random kid 1: "Ummm, 98, what about you"

Hardo 1 transforming his gaze into repulsion: "What, you didn't even read the book, WHAT THE FUCK, DID you CHEAT!???. Your not getting away with this. Ughhh" (Struts away as a pleased horse would)

Random kid 2: "Don't worry man, Ayden is a total hardo, he won't do shit"

Random kid 1: "Yea I knew as soon as he opened his hardo mouth"
by MuffinSlayer1345 January 6, 2016
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North Harford High school

The shittiest school on the planet. This school is under construction and it looks and smells like shit. The student population is 98% white trash/wigger, the other 2% being barn animals. The school has a barn on "campus". Let that one sink in. IT HAS A FUCKING BARN ON CAMPUS. How dirty and white trash is that? The kids there are the creme of the crop. They are the dirtiest, poorest kids you will ever meet in your life. They all drive their big dirty hick pick up trucks with their huge white trash Confederate flags flying proud off the back. The white trash population rivals that of the state of West Virginia. Half of the student population drops out before graduating, and most go on to work for the elite private schoolers as a janitor. All in all this school is the worst place in the universe. The kids are dirty, smell, and the worst part is you don't receive an education. You are better off spending a little money and going to private school.
by Mr. Reed June 5, 2005
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Pearl Harbor

A shitty movie lampooned in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "Team America: World Police"

Pearl Harbor Sucked:

(Sad, dramatic music)

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl.

And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now...

All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too.

Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
Pearl Harbor Sucked, Aids, Montage, America: Fuck yeah!...All classic songs that compose the greatest movie ever, Team America: World Police.
by Samuel Chase7 February 27, 2007
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pearl harbor

Janey: Tao and Mao crashed my car after I let them borrow it.
Raney: Yah, they pulled a pearl harbor!
by alecb May 13, 2006
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Pearl Harbor

When and Asian man is receiving a blow job from an American girl who is seated on the edge of a pool. Upon cumming, the man punches the girl in the face, who falls in the water. The Asian then yells " I sank your battleship " and gets the fuck out of there.
Girl: Hey becky, what happened to your face?
Becky: Ming Ming gave me a Pearl Harbor
Girl: That's a surprise
Becky: Screw off!
by Are you Serious Bro July 19, 2010
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