ham-sandwich man

A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.

I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.

by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006

ham faced

a combination of hammered and shit faced.

i was so ham faced last night!

by Michael Meow January 17, 2011

Ham Doctor

A word soon to be very, very profane, as flagged by XBox Live's Profanity Prediction team.

"GRAAAAH! HAM DOCTOR!" Marcus shouted when he stubbed his toe. Mothers around him covered their children's ears; they didn't want their kids to hear this soon-to-be vulgarism.

by Skronk July 22, 2009

Ham Dam

Similar to the common practice of using a rubber dental dam as a barrier against germs and disease while performing oral-anal sex, the Ham Dam uses the same concept but instead of rubber one uses a thin slice of honey baked ham.

"Dude, I would totally lay down the Ham Dam on that girl."

"After I gave Erica the Ham Dam, I slapped that thin slice of honey-baked on some potato bread and ate a Ham Damwich!"

by 240HamDam May 23, 2009

ham and cheese

when you sit on ur partner's face bare ass and fart

i ham and cheesed your mom last night

by mr..lundgren May 13, 2005

Ham Sandwich

A gun/weapon planted on a suspect by a Police Officer.

The Lt. said to give him a Ham Sandwich.

by jillhen December 11, 2010

ham sandwich

'Hood term for a Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham, with 'Ham' being taken from the word Brougham.

"...Back in the day I tossed hoes in the back of my ham sandwich." -Mac Dre

by Lucien619 September 20, 2006