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press ham

to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.
Every time we see a school bus on the road, we pass it and press ham.
by brandon hall December 28, 2005
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Get Ham

Getting some action
Doing well on something
Annoying thing to yell at parties when someone is clearly gonna get lucky.
(steve and random slut dancing)
Phil: Get some ham Steve!!!

Phil: How did you do on that test?
Bethany: I got ham on that bitch.

YEAH GET HAM!!!
by dude123454321 November 5, 2009
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ham bag

Brendan was so drunk he passed out and Mandy ham bagged him
by Mandy Brown April 10, 2008
mugGet the ham bagmug.

Cutting Ham

Used to describe when you or someone else is doing something other than actual work. Also used to cover up tardiness or any other task that usually assigned to the person in question.
Subordinate: Hey boss, I'm going to be in around noon. I'll be out cutting ham.

Boss: Ok, but keep the ham cutting to 4 hours. The big boss is starting to look at time sheets.
by Traffic Cat May 15, 2013
mugGet the Cutting Hammug.

Ham Sunday

\HA-MMM.sun-DAY\ - proper noun; A monumental feast consisting of ham or other pleasure full treats occurring on most Sundays. May or may not include ham.
"it's ham Sunday dude"

"we're trying to define the intangible here."

"it's not gay if you beat him up afterwards"
by Bradstone November 27, 2011
mugGet the Ham Sundaymug.

Hachie Ham

a guy getting his way with another guy in a shower/locker room
Matthew(bends over to get soap)
Sammie(gives matthew a big plate of hachie ham)
by AADrummer!!! January 18, 2011
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splack these hams

Acheiving orgasm on a woman's posterior, especially a badonkadonk
When I cum, I'm gonna splack these hams!
by DiggerBlue August 17, 2006
mugGet the splack these hamsmug.

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