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Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.
Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.
by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011
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hobo creampie

To deficate into a persons vaginal canal whilst being homeless
Shia LaBeouf hobo creampied Megan on the set of Transformers
by Wa5 EYM November 18, 2019
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hobo crotch

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish
Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.
by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011
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hobo stare

When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.
your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...
by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012
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Hobo Shower

The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.

This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.
Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.
by Gusbus0691 April 15, 2017
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Hobo-hagis

You’re a hobo-hagis
by Ally and Kolton June 1, 2019
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Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.
by kdbamaman November 11, 2012
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