Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Guarino

this is when you get more pussy then god

i got so much ass this weekend i feel like guarino

by andy guarino March 9, 2005

guaran-tittied

Guaran-tittied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you're at the very least gonna see some tits!

"You gonna get some pussy when you see tiffany tonight?"
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."

by 5chmatz November 27, 2006

body guard

The cock blocking fat bitch between you and the hot chick, usualy her best friend.

I trying to get to the chick at the bar but she's got a fucking body guard. This is why you need a wingman.

by Poondangle May 26, 2008

Guaransheed

Same meaning as guaranteed, coined by and referring to Rasheed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons.

"Rasheed Wallace guaransheeds the Pistons will win tonight"
"I guaransheed I can make this three"
"I will tap that ass, guaransheed"

by KG2001 August 4, 2008

guaro

In Central America, this is slang for "booze". Specifically, a brand name of booze called "Cacique" (which is awesome but I can't see to find around here anywhere!.

"Check out that guy.....mucho guaro!"

by Bond Girl September 30, 2006