big old greaser

A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.

Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob

by YekramC March 5, 2015

Alaskan Axel Greaser

When it's really cold outside and your old lady is dried up. Spit a little Copenhagen into your choice of hole. It provides lubrication and warmth

It was cold outside and I had to give her the ole Alaskan Axel Greaser. Then I threw it into her snooch and filled her up like a donut

by Snatch5824 March 14, 2018

Nate The Great

Love language: Quality time
Scorpio

A big brawly barrel chested blue eyed Adonis. A really intelligent, caring, big hearted guy who's soft on the inside. He is known to have had a rough past, but what he makes up for in the present outshines the past. The type of guy that would give you his only layer of clothing in the snow to ensure you are warm, he will give his last meal for the week to you even though you have a full pantry. He is a natural mender, he will literally fix anything. It brings him joy and satisfaction to fix broken things. He wont just throw something out and get a new one, he will fix the old one. That is the same with his relationships. If you meet a Nate the Great keep him, because he is truly one of a kind. He is very loyal and forgiving, however if you fuck him over he will push you away and make your life hell. If you keep secrets from him or dont tell the full truth this will break his trust immensely. It will take time for him to forgive. If he knows he's too good for you he will push you away till you leave. He doesnt like to break up himself. Keep this guy, he is one in a million

Nate the Great and Sherrie make a great couple

by More than 1 knight October 1, 2019

Grease Ring

The greasy, shiny residue left around the anus after having anal intercourse consisting of lubricant, sperm and feces.

Marty loves to have anal intercourse with his girlfriend Sonya. When he is done, he always spreads her cheeks and admires her fresh Grease Ring.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

greasehog

To skeet all over a girl and then chase her around like a hog. And when you try to grab her, your hands slip because of all the skeet.

I greasehogged with Shaqueefa for like tweleve hours last night.

by Gross McToast June 18, 2007

Grease gun

The M3 Submachine gun. A cheap .45 caliber gun designed in WWII to replace the Thompson submachine gun. Since then, it has been used by the US all the way up to Desert Storm.

When the squad was surrounded, sargent mowed down the krauts with his grease gun.

by Jacob Stevens January 9, 2009

Great Big Bag Of Dicks

What you call someone who's more than a dick. That person has to cross the line of being a dick multiple times. This is also a Supernatural reference towards Lucifer.

In Supernatural 5.19 Hammer of the Gods

Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?

by Natikan June 20, 2016