Reference to back in the mid to late 1800s, where freed black slaves were given 40 acres of land and one mule. Hardly a fair trade, but none the less, a fact. However, the term has been adopted to describe how tough a person is, particularly made famous by Jim Ross and the WWF/WWE.
"Ol' Stone Cold is tougher than a government mule! Hes stompin' a mudhole in his ass and walking it dry!"
by NotMyRacism May 11, 2021
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Always used in the context of disappointment by one party.
Generally used in the context of a willful termination of a sexual act by one party for selfish reasons. However, variants including forced termination due to interruption or boredom are accepted.
Always used in the context of disappointment by one party.
Generally used in the context of a willful termination of a sexual act by one party for selfish reasons. However, variants including forced termination due to interruption or boredom are accepted.
"Dude, Lucy blue balled me something fierce. We were getting it on and her phone rings. Next thing I know, she pulling an Alaskan Governor on me. She puts her clothes on and says her grandma is sick and leaves. Turns out it was the mechanic and her car was ready two hours early."
"I was watching that new 'Burka Burka Gangbang' video you sent me and my friggin' roommate came home. I had to Alaskan Governor the whole situation."
"Damn Cindy. I don't know why you stay with that man. Sure, he's great at foreplay, but that's no compensation for being an Alaskan Governor."
"I was watching that new 'Burka Burka Gangbang' video you sent me and my friggin' roommate came home. I had to Alaskan Governor the whole situation."
"Damn Cindy. I don't know why you stay with that man. Sure, he's great at foreplay, but that's no compensation for being an Alaskan Governor."
by Gliscameria April 19, 2010
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by Pablo del Fuego January 15, 2005
Get the Government mug.A bunch of lying, back-stabbing, double-crossing, faggot-ass theives. Exhibit a nasty holier-than-thou attitude. They have their eyes on you, their ears on your phone line, and their head up everyone's ass.
Be a thief, the government hates competition.
Be a thief, the government hates competition.
Area 51 does exist, and they've got some weird-ass shit in there. If you try to fly over it, F/A-18's run you off.
by yu suk November 15, 2003
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The guys controlling the subnet, which is something that is beneath the internet that normal humans can't enter, but the government watches you through it!
by Andrew February 23, 2003
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