National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Sawed Off Fuck

A short man/woman that acts like an asshole

Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!

by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016

backwards inbred fuck

A backwards inbred fuck is what you call someone when you can't think of an insult and your pissed af.

Fuck you Rafael! You are a backwards inbred fuck!

by cadro65 March 2, 2021

I don't give a rats fuck

Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.

Did you hear about their break up??
No I don't give a rats fuck.

by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013

Go fuck yourself

A colorful method of telling someone to either; a) shut the fuck up
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well

Practice safe sex & go fuck yourself...

by Wsntmewsntyou June 10, 2018