Follicles

1. Any miscellaneous entity that fucks with your day.

1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.

2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.

3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.

by Cyborg187 June 29, 2011

Dick Follical

The art of being a fucking dick all the time

Why the hell is that guy such a fucking Dick Follical!!

by Seximus Maximus January 16, 2010

folliculitis

The rash you get on your ass after being prison banged.

I did an overnighter and got mad nasty folliculitis from a man named cupcake. Damn! my ass is sore!

by Scott mcl March 29, 2007

Flollop

The action of using one's breasts to slap an object or person.

Flollop (verb) Jane began to flollop everyone around her at the party.

by Gregorian P January 10, 2009

Follow maria day

Everyone on November 14 follow maria on instagram: @mariarosaayin

TikTok: @themariabiscuits

Person : what are you doing

Me: I following maria

Person : why

Me : because it’s follow maria day

by Truth be made November 14, 2019

following.shinji.kinnies

tiktok user “following.shinji.kinnies” is a shinji kinnie. (twin 🤣)

tiktok user: hey have you heard of that shinji kinnie account?
other tiktok user: following.shinji.kinnies? i am also a shinji kinnie.
tiktok user: be who you areee

by girlbosslain July 26, 2021

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by anonymous September 15, 2020