fresh fuckery

A new and extreme problem or aggravation. Sometimes referred to as 'fresh hell'

We are broke and I accidentally turned over the tequila bottle and it all drained out. What kind of fresh fuckery is this?

by Barbie Cakes March 18, 2017

Fresh Produce

Someone who pretends they live in poverty but owns high end amenities aka Seedless strawberries and organic Mangoes.

Girl:"I have no money" *Files French Manicured nails with Disney World Season Pass*

Boy: "Fresh produce bitch"

by BigBootyBitches45 June 22, 2016

danky fresh

Superior Quality

Woah, can't believe you have that! Damn, that's danky fresh.

by OGGMMG August 18, 2016

Fresh Butt

A victory cry one shouts after coming up in a clutch moment or absolutely wreaking an opponent.

Typically used in the online gaming space, more specifically RB6 Siege. It is another way of saying you made them your new bitch.

Wreaked that kid in 1v1... fresh butt!!!!!

by The intangibles January 30, 2018

Smountain Fresh

Something that smells like shit that shouldn't, like when someone blasts ass beside you in a restaurant or pub

Damn, ever since those guys at the next table started dropping ass this bar has gone Smountain Fresh!

by Poopadynitz October 16, 2013

fresh-pepper

A hand job executed with two hands, stacked on top of each other, around the shaft of the penis, with one hand rotating clockwise and the other counterclockwise. i.e. simulating the use of a pepper grinder.

My old lady fresh-peppered me this morning

by Defendem July 28, 2012

Huggins Fresh

Good substitute for when you either can't remember a girl's name or how it is spelled.

I couldn't spell her name right, so I called her "Huggins Fresh".

by Kelbots December 11, 2011