Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

Spade foot

someone who has massive foot

did you see that girl earlier she had a spade foot

by donkeycock12555 February 14, 2012

foot streamer

Ladyinadress18 is a foot streamer on twitch.tv. She is often talking about the foot orgins and how she came about this lifestyle. She is often refered to as Megan, Mugan, Luds, Ludy.

Who is your favorite foot streamer on twitch?

by NotBlazeFirestormer June 29, 2023

Peel foot

The often painful yet addicting result of someone who cannot resist peeling dry skin off their feet. An occurrence more prevalent during the summer months when sandal wearers subject their feet to optimal peel foot inducing conditions.

I've got a good peel foot going, keeps me busy at night!

by Toe fan July 9, 2011

foot house

its when your feet get cold in bed and you wrap your covers around them.

wife : my feet are cold

husband : then put your bed socks on and dont steal the covers for your foot house....

by Mathmoss August 20, 2017

You're a Foot

An insult, staying that the person in question is a foot. It is usually followed by, "What does that mean"

You're a foot.

by You're a Foot January 22, 2021