Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.
Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.
by mister bates bites camels January 02, 2011
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foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.
*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now
by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006
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a good foot

man the shit i just took was at least a good foot
by Gavin G. Nuse July 04, 2019
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Trey foot

A guy who thinks he has shoe game but really gets his shoes from goodwill
by Trey asscrack May 13, 2015
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Dragon Foot

In the vagina name rankings, ranks higher than Moose Knuckle. Camel Toe < Moose Knuckle < Dragon Foot.
Guy 1: Yo, you gonna try to get in her pants?
Guy 2: No way, I don't wanna unleash her dragon foot.
by DragonTamerandSlayer April 30, 2011
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foot streamer

Ladyinadress18 is a foot streamer on twitch.tv. She is often talking about the foot orgins and how she came about this lifestyle. She is often refered to as Megan, Mugan, Luds, Ludy.
Who is your favorite foot streamer on twitch?
by NotBlazeFirestormer June 30, 2023
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foot bacon

When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".
My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.
by JimothyMcJangles August 01, 2018
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