Floppy Style

Having vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis.

I was smacking her floppy style last night, didn't even get hard before I came.

by Thephallicprophet May 28, 2022

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023

Floppy

When you have finished making the sex, and are still slapping your limp penis around her genital area.

"I had to give Brittany a floppy for like 10 min, just to finish her off, I'm a sprint runner, not a distance runner"

by Lumberjack jenson April 20, 2017

Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.

DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!

by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023

mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

Fish Floppy

A girl whose vagina is so loose you can blow on it and it flops like a fish! it also smells like fish.

Derek: Damn! She bomb af ! ima holla!
James: night you don't want that , she fish floppy!

by Pun1$her July 2, 2014