The Farmer John 

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal

When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.

The Farmer John by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

Roofer-Farmer 

Someone who is both a roofer and a farmer.

Shagneck's dad is a Roofer-Farmer

Roofer-Farmer by ShibbyBoom July 27, 2010

clit farmer 

An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.

Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."

Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."

Thacker: "A what?"

The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."

clit farmer by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011

Penis farmer 

A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

Penis farmer by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017

impression farmer 

A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.

Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.

impression farmer by LargeYak March 24, 2021

Cat Farmer 

The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.

I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!

So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..

Cat Farmer by johnnycomic September 19, 2012

ass raping monkey farmer 

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.

'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

ass raping monkey farmer by Insignia1986 April 4, 2007