fat flex

A very hard flex that has an effect on people so strong they could end up dazed and confused

Damn man, he hit us with a fat flex when he walked in with the Gucci sweater and got two girls at once.

by fatflexer2000 February 9, 2019

weird flex but ok

What people say to people that are trying to flex but it’s really awkward and doesn’t work.

Allison: boi this train is dang Fast
Joe: bet! Have you seen me on the track? I could beat a falcon.
Allison: ? Weird flex but ok.

by TheHelpfulChild August 16, 2019

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019

time flex

They the real OG for no reason in the middle of a sentence

John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”

by Zroxev August 20, 2020

Pc flex

We all know one guy that is sick flexing w his pc and set up. He is most probably Filip or Max. Besides they flex they are crying everyday and thinking to kill their selves.

Filip: eyo look at my pc just got new motherboard.
Everyone: just shut the fuck up when will u stop pc flex on us!

by BabaroG January 25, 2021

Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022

hacienda flex

You already know what’s next

It’s the hacienda flex

-when you flex real big on that hacienda

-so much

“You see that hacienda flex??? Ohhhh shit! You know what’s next!!!l

by Onion Federal February 5, 2023