fap hole

A picture or video that is so hot, no amount of your cum can escape it.

This girl's nudes are a fap hole.

by fap-hole March 12, 2015

Fap Blast

To masturbate while taking a hit of crack or meth, or some other inhailable dope.

I love taking at least ONE fap blast with each dime i get.

by turboblast February 11, 2012

fap smear

When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.

I should wash my hands after performing a couple fap smears this morning...but I won't.

by Bruce the Deuce November 27, 2012

Fap-jack

What was once a physical image but now is a mental image due to respect

He got in trouble for using his fap-jack.

by Naschick April 22, 2018

Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013

fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.

"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom

by Mr Fap December 3, 2013

fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.

My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.

by Macadamias May 18, 2014