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Douchebag

Kayne was a douchebag at the VMA's
by brookeeisrad September 15, 2009
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douchebag

n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.
1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.
2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough class.
by lLamaD February 17, 2005
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Douchebag

Harry Potter:"In the wizarding world I may be Harry Potter but in the muggle world... I'm something called a douchebag. I play guitar when everyone just wants to hang out I make weird covers of Disney songs, who does that? Muggles hate that shit. I'm just a douchebag, I'm like... I don't know, I'm like Jesse McCartney."
by AVPSQUOTER July 23, 2010
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emo douchebaggery

Emo kids who think their totally hot shit that take themselves to seriously. This does not apply to all emo kids, just the ones that think their amazing and act like complete and total douche-bags for no apparent reason.
examples of emo douchebaggery


1) the sideways peace sign.

2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.

3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.

4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.

5) fucking over friends.

6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.

7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.

8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.

9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.

10) sending n00dz.

11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.

12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.

13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.

14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.

15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.
by xexilia March 20, 2009
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douchebucket

1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.
"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."
by scissorbot April 20, 2008
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douchebagitry

the act of being a douchebag, or a complete dick weed
joe is commited of douchebagitry
by buafer March 9, 2009
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Douchebaggery

The act of being a Douchebag, perfected to an art
The boss is keeping us late again. Why must we put up with such douchebaggery?
by miller2112 May 24, 2009
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