see-food diet

On a diet when you see food and you eat it.

We are in a see-food diet to have an excuse for eating so much.

see-food diet by MaloOki July 13, 2015

DCDB (Diet Coke-Drinking Bitches) 

"D-iet C-oke D-rinking B-itches"
Often characterized by just eating a salad with no dressing when you take them out on a date, and most frequently identified by the excessive amounts of Diet Coke they consume in a pathetic attempt to lose their repidly expanding fat asses. The DCDB is most often spotted at sorority meetings, any place where "guys are" and most often in either matching sweats, or the ubiquitous designer flipflop/skirt/skanktank combo.

"Woah, those girls must be on a team!"
"Nah, its just a crew of DCDB's."

DCDB (Diet Coke-Drinking Bitches) by hcracker April 30, 2003

Crack Ho Skinny Diet 

Diet so severe and lacking in nutrition, the person on it either has the goal of looking like a crack whore or trying to get back down to their birth weight. Composed of "nibbling" instead of eating, even buffet plates of food look like appetizers. Food items such as tacos and burritos are comprised of a few small pieces of rinsed turkey meat and a single sliver of cheese (if they splurge). The avid dieter even orders small waters to go with their salads to avoid the calories ice contains.

Customer: "i'll have the 3 inch turkey club sandwich with the turkey meat dragged across the bread, a pickle with no juice and a small water."
Subway: "you must be on the crack ho skinny diet."

Dieter: "I like to put lemon juice on my baked potatoe as a butter substitute, tastes just like it"
Observer: "you dumb bitch, lemon makes anything taste like LEMON!"

Crack Ho Skinny Diet by John Wesley February 12, 2008

myspace diet 

abstaining from myspace for a specified period of time.

its stupid to be on a myspace diet because you don't know what's going on with your friends, favorite bands, and television shows.

myspace diet by millie39993 October 30, 2006

college diet 

Not having time to eat between studying, sleeping, and working.

The college diet is in full effect at universities.

college diet by Ivanna Humpalottt January 13, 2008

food stamp diet 

1. enough food to only last for one week of the entire month

It's the food stamp diet, you oughta try it; get peaked and whi-et!

food stamp diet by Bruce Citron September 14, 2003

DILF Diet 

A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status

Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach

DILF Diet by Hartless December 28, 2009