Multicruise

Focusing sexual energy on more than one individual

Joe: Those chicks at the bar are pretty smoking!
Ted: I can't tell. I'm into the coat-check girl, and I can't multicruise."

by Hartless January 07, 2009

Termi-suck

1) To give a really bad performance, in an otherwise stellar show
2) To suck on an epic scale

Tom: So you saw T4 in the theatres? How was it?
Bill: The effects were awesome, but Christian Bale termi-sucked as John Connor

by Hartless May 25, 2009

Signature Knock

A knocking style that is yours alone, identifying your presence even before the door can be opened

*Knock*
Keith: I'll get it - that's Dirk
Sean: How do you know? Were you expecting him?
Keith: Nope, but that's his signature knock

by Hartless May 25, 2009

DILF Diet

A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status

Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach

by Hartless December 28, 2009

Spellos

Named for Peter Spellos, a prolific B-list actor of unfortunate looks. Used to connote severe unattractiveness, bordering on the grotesque

"He's not just fugly, he's Peter Spellos Fugly."

or

"Where'd you find Spellos? Shit - you can do better than that!"

by Hartless February 13, 2009

Suburbagirth

The weight a person puts on when he moves to a more sedentary, surburban life

"Have you seen Tom since he bought his house?"
"Oh yeah - and you should see the suburbagirth he's got on him!"

by Hartless April 23, 2009