Definitions by Hartless

DILF Diet 

A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status

Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach

DILF Diet by Hartless December 28, 2009

Termi-suck 

1) To give a really bad performance, in an otherwise stellar show
2) To suck on an epic scale

Tom: So you saw T4 in the theatres? How was it?
Bill: The effects were awesome, but Christian Bale termi-sucked as John Connor

Termi-suck by Hartless May 25, 2009

Signature Knock 

A knocking style that is yours alone, identifying your presence even before the door can be opened

*Knock*
Keith: I'll get it - that's Dirk
Sean: How do you know? Were you expecting him?
Keith: Nope, but that's his signature knock

Signature Knock by Hartless May 25, 2009

Suburbagirth

The weight a person puts on when he moves to a more sedentary, surburban life

"Have you seen Tom since he bought his house?"
"Oh yeah - and you should see the suburbagirth he's got on him!"

Suburbagirth by Hartless April 23, 2009

Spellos 

Named for Peter Spellos, a prolific B-list actor of unfortunate looks. Used to connote severe unattractiveness, bordering on the grotesque

"He's not just fugly, he's Peter Spellos Fugly."

or

"Where'd you find Spellos? Shit - you can do better than that!"

Spellos by Hartless February 13, 2009

Multicruise

Focusing sexual energy on more than one individual

Joe: Those chicks at the bar are pretty smoking!
Ted: I can't tell. I'm into the coat-check girl, and I can't multicruise."

Multicruise by Hartless January 6, 2009