6 definitions by Hartless
Named for Peter Spellos, a prolific B-list actor of unfortunate looks. Used to connote severe unattractiveness, bordering on the grotesque
"He's not just fugly, he's Peter Spellos Fugly."
or
"Where'd you find Spellos? Shit - you can do better than that!"
or
"Where'd you find Spellos? Shit - you can do better than that!"
by Hartless February 13, 2009
Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach
by Hartless December 28, 2010
*Knock*
Keith: I'll get it - that's Dirk
Sean: How do you know? Were you expecting him?
Keith: Nope, but that's his signature knock
Keith: I'll get it - that's Dirk
Sean: How do you know? Were you expecting him?
Keith: Nope, but that's his signature knock
by Hartless May 25, 2009
Tom: So you saw T4 in the theatres? How was it?
Bill: The effects were awesome, but Christian Bale termi-sucked as John Connor
Bill: The effects were awesome, but Christian Bale termi-sucked as John Connor
by Hartless May 25, 2009
Joe: Those chicks at the bar are pretty smoking!
Ted: I can't tell. I'm into the coat-check girl, and I can't multicruise."
Ted: I can't tell. I'm into the coat-check girl, and I can't multicruise."
by Hartless January 7, 2009
"Have you seen Tom since he bought his house?"
"Oh yeah - and you should see the suburbagirth he's got on him!"
"Oh yeah - and you should see the suburbagirth he's got on him!"
by Hartless April 23, 2009