a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text
A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!
B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.
B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.
by Aunto December 29, 2011
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by SoCalKAt March 24, 2012
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The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.
by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017
Get the Diarrhea nips mug.When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
I got diarrhea
by A.S.Swipe December 23, 2017
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Also it’s the nastiest shit ever to happen to your nasty ass human body.🤬🤒
Also it’s the nastiest shit ever to happen to your nasty ass human body.🤬🤒
by I_still_watch_el_patito_juan October 23, 2019
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