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space-docking 

the act of shitting into a condom, placing it in a freezer until frozen and then using the frozen shit filled condom as a dildo
"i cant believe you actually did space-docking, thats disgusting!"
space-docking by amn23 March 2, 2009

dicking around 

messing around and doing nothing; usually to avoid doing work
"stop dicking around you dumb fuck"

Donald Ducking

Donald Ducking is for a guy to walk around naked with a [boner[ wearing only a T-shirt.
One of the cadets in my pod likes to walk around Donald Ducking!
Donald Ducking by eda-skip October 7, 2021
The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of the partner's penis.
"Me and Miley Cyrus practise a lot of space docking cuz she has a large cheezy foreskin " ( as my aunt would say : "sometimes i dont have time to take a bath, so my dick smells like cheese" )
docking by the docking expert September 5, 2016
As well as referring to the act of placing the head of an erect penis inside the foreskin/meatus of another erect penis, docking also denotes the act of placing an unerect or flaccid penis along the length of an exposed buttock crack. In this act (often performed in British, public, boarding schools), erections are very much frowned upon.
Eddie bent over, exposing his bumhole with a neatly parted cheek, as Tony docked him expertly. "Oh what a beautiful docking", exclaimed Lara.
docking by pw_ninja September 4, 2009

dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.
dry docking by treb September 23, 2003