DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone

hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!

by dr evil. April 24, 2011

DJ Clonk

A popular Discord DJ That goes by the name of DJ Clonk, he's known to play the best tunes.

Yo! I've just met DJ Clonk! he's a great person and I love his music.

by Clonkyboi October 31, 2022

DJ TGood

the greatest DJ ever

www.koveispoor.com to see his work

by AHill March 27, 2005

Dj hemp

Missing all your threes in 2k then making a deep three to win the game

No one is as good as dj hempbasketball,2k,god,goat,ham

by Lemon_lime May 17, 2016

dj sm1l3

dj sm1l3 is a dj that has an amazing talent at mixing music, is very enthusiastic, and can make anyone dance.

wow he really is the dj sm1l3

by golden universe June 6, 2018

DJ Douggles

The act of perfroming cunnilungus and one of your rotting teeth falls out in her vagina.

Look at that dirty meth heads teeth, He's a rough sneeze away from giving his girlfriend a DJ Douggles

by HrafnDrengr July 6, 2021

dj bos

literaly dust bucket, he skates and all of arabia is covered in sand. the sheer amount of negative bitches he gets is insane. men like him bc hes yuck at laccs

dj bos type thing

by BigDaddymotherfuckermommymilk October 25, 2022