cuacuitos

Some kind of massage on the upper arm.

Hey baby! could you please give me a cuacuitos massage? I have been lifting too much weight at the gym...

by Iliana111 June 29, 2017

Cucumber

A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made

Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 26, 2017

cucumble

Cucumble, a vegetable/fruit, usually used on salads.
It's usually used by teens to mention the man's private parts.

"Yesterday I made a delicious salad of cucumble with mayo!"

"I'd give anything for put a cucumble on that girl..."

by TheRealNorbyN September 7, 2017

cucumble

Something suspicious...

Person 1: Hello are you a cucumble?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ok.

by Swallalalah September 9, 2017

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

by Twitchness September 27, 2017

Cucuntber

The word you would use to describe a cunt, that can deepthroat at least a full cucumber.

"Fuck off, cucuntber."

"That Bitch is such a cucuntber!"

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017

cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.

Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.

by The bow seat November 30, 2017