Noun.
An area of the brain that maintains equilibrium during drunkenness. The Cronk is the inactive area only used to measure a previous evening's drinking.
An area of the brain that maintains equilibrium during drunkenness. The Cronk is the inactive area only used to measure a previous evening's drinking.
"The cops caught me in tears shaving a squirrel on a trampoline last night. I was clearly twisted off my cronk"
by cheekychappie September 10, 2014
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Much much better than intercourse.
(derived from unix cron tabs)
Much much better than intercourse.
(derived from unix cron tabs)
"Dude she said she wanted to give me a cronjob!"
"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."
"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."
by The slinky January 16, 2008
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by G money$ May 27, 2010
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1. Wow, Nice Cronkular colored shirt.
2. Bitch please, Dont flatter me, You only see Cronkular when you just open your eyes.
2. Bitch please, Dont flatter me, You only see Cronkular when you just open your eyes.
by Earl- March 23, 2009
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Get the Cronehead mug.A combination of grit and glamour, with a side order of balls out insanity, like a wild eyed gypsy at the wheels of a stolen Rolls Royce Silver Ghost.
Also cronk, cronked, cronker, cronks etc.
Sometimes mis-spelled as cronkey.
Also cronk, cronked, cronker, cronks etc.
Sometimes mis-spelled as cronkey.
Are you going out on the cronk tonight?
Man, those clothes that you got from La Freak Boutique make you look completely cronky!
Ross is always getting cronked. One could say that he is the human embodiment of the word.
Man, those clothes that you got from La Freak Boutique make you look completely cronky!
Ross is always getting cronked. One could say that he is the human embodiment of the word.
by Ol' Bill Lee December 20, 2004
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